FRIENDS

No, not the TV show, I mean FRIENDS.
I am going to go through the typical negative friends we all will eventually encounter in our lives, and how to potentially deal with them.


The Annoying One
So, first things first, I'm pretty sure you are all aware of that one friend who is just SOO PLAIN ANNOYING! The one who won't stop yapping on and on, you just wanna slap tape over her mouth! I mean come on! There is a time and a place love, and I do not want to hear your entire evening when I saw you the day before!
The best way in all honesty to deal with these kinds of friends is either, if you're shy, get talking cause they're probably only chatting to fill up the silence while you smile politely, or, you could start brushing off their comments, either way, they'll take a hint and keep quiet.


The Slutty One
Yes, the one with the tightest tops and shortest shorts in PE, the one with fake tan on every day and layers of makeup so thick you start to wonder where those little freckles on her nose went. The one all the boys love and is at every party possible getting drunk and boasting about trying to lose her virginity to some 20 year old student or giving a guy a blowjob.
Firstly, if you have a friend like this, good luck! They are obviously extremely self conscicious so hide it under the push up bras and shorts so short you can see her ass cheeks, or are actually confident in themselves and want to show it off, in which case, you go girl!
Either way, either you tell her what you think or you ditch her, because no one deserves that on their own self esteem, although if you do keep her them she may be able to help with your confidence!


The Self-Absorbed One
First off, if I seem harsh against these ones, but it's because this is my main problem right now, beside exams: SELF ABSORBTION! The one thing I seriously can't fathom. How can a person put themselves on a pedestal and expect the whole world to fall at their feet because, ohh I don't know, they had to go to work and it was raining, or you wanted to do something and they didn't. This one tiny thing can be turned back against you and the person can say you're not a good friend when all you've done is listen to their whining and self pity for months and months on end. Fair enough, a majority of this is from being an only child, but there is no need to treat other people like they don't care about you! It is soo irritating when people complain about the tiniest things, sometimes I just want to shout look at those poor kids our age living in poverty do you hear them complaining about having a job or not having enough make up! Ugghhh, sometimes the world just makes me feel sick.
Okay, so since I don't know how to deal with these friends, I am opening it up to you, what do you think?


The Argumentative One

The one where you can say one thing and suddenly they are verbally attacking you for expressing your opinion. These kinds of people will eventually drain you, physically and metally, and to be perfectly honest, I actually feel sorry for these people. Either they can't express their ideas at home, or they believe in stuff so strongly that you just want to shake them a little.

To be fair the best way to deal with them is to let go. Obviously they don't appreciate your views at all, so they shouldn't get your time and effort.